May 26, 2007

$500 in quarters

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"

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颜射男迷上了一位漂亮性感的女MOPer,多次提出做爱的想法,可这位小姐总是托词和别人有约会,予以拒绝。这天,颜射男欲火中烧,实在是忍无可忍。他对她说:“我给您100元,如果您同意做爱的话……”

  她盯着他,说:“不。”颜射男说:“我会很快的。我把钱扔到地板上,您弯腰去拾。我会在您把钱拾起时做完的。”

  她想了一会儿,说要和男朋友商量一下。说着,她拿出手机打通了的电话,讲了颜射男的提议,征求他的意见。她的男朋友说:“向他要200元。你拾钱的时候尽可能快着点儿,我猜他的短裤都还来不及脱下来呢。”

  她表示赞同,接受了这个提议。半个小时过去了,这女的男朋友还一直在等女朋友的电话。最后,大约45分钟时,他焦急地打来电话,问出了什么事……?”

  大口喘着粗气,她断续地回答道:“这个杂种……撒……撒……撒的都是些硬币!”

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